Friday, February 16, 2007

A confession

I have something I need to get off my chest.

I'm the real father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter.

That is all.

2 comments:

Mike said...

Am I to assume you at least used a stolen dick?

H. Chaos said...

Yes, yes I did.

For those of you who were wondering where I draw the line, there it is. ANS, but only with a stolen dick. Paris Hilton is still out, even with the stolen dick. Anyone less skanky is in.